Why do libs that join the military expect the pay, benefits, and perks without doing anything? The sheer number of liberals in the military before the war was astounding -- but now that they're discovering its not the free ride they mistook it for, they're running the other way and pissing their panties about Bush. Why do libs always look for something for nothing? Don't they know that is theft? |
| In the words of that tree hugging bleeding heart liberal Theodore Roosevelt. "A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a fair shake afterward. More than that no man is entitled, and less than that no man shall have." My Grandfather was a liberal who volunteered and served in WW1, my Father, also a liberal, was active duty Navy in WW2 and Korea, his brother, a liberal, was a Marine in WW2, I myself, a liberal, volunteered during Nam, served a 20 year career and retired after Desert Storm, I am also the brother, cousin, father, and father in law of liberal US sevice people. What have you and your family done that entitles you to accuse us of "not doing anything"? I was a communicator on an Admirals staff in Europe in the months before Desert Storm, and it wasn't me or my friends who were suddenly claiming conscientious objector status to try and get our of wartime service. You seem to think that disagreeing with Bush is unpatriotic, but I again quote T. Roosevelt, in a speech reported in the Kansas City Star, May 07, 1918, "To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American People." |
What movies should I bring for a 7th Grade Class? Preferably something funny, like REALLY funny that makes them piss their panties.
I would watch the Hangover, but its got too much **** in it.
( One student brought Percy Jackson and the Lightning Theif, and I nearly died of boredom I had to go out and hide in the toilet for the whole lesson. )
Suggestions? |
Shanghai Nights or Shanghai Noon
Rush Hour
Meet the Parents
Wedding Crashers
Wild Hogs (highly recommend)
Napoleon Dynamite
Office Space
Dirty Work |
How do I pass a drug test? I know this is asked a lot but I don't care.
The problem is that my drug test is on Tuesday and I cannot get to any store to buy some Niacin. I have started taking B12 pills because they have niacin and they will keep my piss clear even after all the water I've been chugging.
I would like to take Niacin but because of Christmas, I doubt I'll be able to get any. Maybe Walgreen's?
My friend told me to take a q-tip, bend it so the ends touch, dip it in bleach, put it in a plastic bag and put it in my panties, then piss onto the q-tip then swirl it around in the piss as well. He did this like a month ago for his job and he passed. He also said drink bleach with milk... so his credibility in my eyes isn't really all that strong.
Don't answer if you're going to a) lecture me, b) tell me drinkning water won't help, because it does, or c) talk about your smoking stories because I haven't smoked in like... 4 days.... :( |
| Plan further ahead next time |
Would you be comfortable living in the white house? I mean, like: there is no privacy at all...everything is bugged or monitored...how can Michelle even take a piss? who washes the panties? don't the housekeepers sniff the sheets and shorts?.....when they gave the details of clintons oval office cigar tasting party, do you think they got all those details from monica lewinsky? |
| I think I'd feel uncomfortable having to rely on people I do not know to do my housework (and my laundry as well) and I'd probably feel as though I'm taking advantage of them. However, I don't think I'd mind the invasion of my privacy. |
How do i get my shoes to stop smelling so bad? A few weeks ago i bought some black leathery K-Swiss shoes, and a few days ago they started smelling like a cat peed in them. I dont have a cat so im not sure why it smells like that. ive tried all kinds of things to get the smell out. ive constantly sprayed them with febreeze and that just made it smell like flowers AND cat piss. ive put pet oder remover powder in them and that didnt help. ive filled up some panty hose with kitty litter and stuffed that in them and it isnt really helping. I really need to know how to get the smell out and i dont want to buy new shoes. |
Start with your feet. Most people don't realize that it is the bacteria from sweat on your feet that cause the odor. So, wash your feet with deoderant soap in the shower. Use either a spray or powder deoderant on your feet and in your shoes. Wear socks and try to choose all natural fiber, like cotton, or the specialty manmade fibers that wick away moisture from sweat. Try to purchase footwear that IS real leather, not synthetic manmade material because leather breathes and doesn't trap the odor as much as manmade material does.
Now that your new shoes stink, here is how to rid the shoes of that odor. And, you have several choices. Simplest, buy a pair of odor eater shoe inserts. Works sometimes, but takes time and sometimes changes the fit of the shoe because they take up space. Fill shoes with baking soda, activated charcoal or talc powder when not in use. This also works and a little faster, but you have to empty them out and refill with regularity until the odor disappears. It isn't a one time wonder because it took time for the shoes to smell and it now will take time to remove it. Lysol Antibacterial spray for fabrics is about the fastest way to remove offensive odors and won't ruin the shoes nor the insoles. Spray the insides almost to the saturation point and let dry or if you need them in a hurry, hit it with a blow dryer. |
What do u think should happen to convicted pedophiles? Lately i have been away for family reasons to upper california, and my gf says she had a man keep knocking at the door at 7-8 o clock on the 3 nights i wasnt there claiming to be an At&t Employee. I told her never open the door when im gone and just ignore it.
Today i was doing laundry and i come back to put them in the dryer to find my gfs panties on the floor and the washer door open.
Now im getting pissed off and i decided to search on the familywatchdog.us for national sex offenders.
Just bringing me to my question. What do u think should be done to these disgusting pigs who are putting the lives of our guys and loved ones in danger?
I personally think nothing less than the death penalty for guy or woman rape should be accepted. |
| Personally, I think there should be prison factories and people like this should be put in a factory for life without the possibility of parole. Let them give back to society by working to supply us with whatever can be produced in a state-run facility. They can't be on the streets since those urges will never go away. Let them work for us but never see freedom. |
If Republicans behaved like homosexuals in California? What type of ruin would America be in if Republicans behaved like the homosexuals in California? America has spoken via a democratic process that they WANT OBAMA. The republicans have accepted this and have not pissed their panties 24/7 since the election.
Californians have spoken via a democratic process that they DON'T WANT GAY MARRIAGE. The homosexuals have not accepted this and are bent on behaving like guyren who didn't get their way.
Why is there a double standard to allow this behavior from liberals?
Pathetic, if you ask me. |
You haven't been watching the news or reading the newspapers if you think that some repubs haven't been behaving badly since the election. How about the jackass in PA who is flying his flag upside down because he doesn't like the outcome of the election? What about the idiots who burned a cross on the lawn of a family with an Obama sign in their front yard? How about the people who beat up a black guy because his family voted for Obama? Pathetic, if you ask me.
If you DON'T WANT GAY MARRIAGE, then don't marry someone of the same sex-- that's your prerogative. Why shouldn't people be able to marry whomever they want? It's not hurting you. |
Why does my girl area let out small amounts of discharge throughout the day, everyday? it pisses me off. i know most people have it a little bit sometimes but i have it all the time. i cant even leave the house without a panty liner on. its so gross. any suggestions? |
| Stop using the panty liners and switch to 100% cotton underware. The synthetic underware and pantyliners cause more moisture which causes natural bacteria to flourish. If the discharge is that much you can always take an extra pair of panties. But it is a lot or it has an odor or a color see your doctor, it may be an infection. |
What should I tell me wife about the panties under the seat of my car? She's really pissed. They are size 3. She wears 18. She knows they aren't hers. |
| Yell at her for having a girlfriend. |